Dear Mr. Know-It-All,
I have a KTM 200, and the clutch pull stinks. I want to lube the cable so it
will work easier, but I can’t figure out where to shoot the WD40.
In the interest of maintaining this company’s editorial protocol, where we
adhere to strict guidelines set by our board prohibiting the abuse of our readers, I will defer to our boilerplate response: “You don’t deserve to breathe the
same air we do.” Really? Lube the hydraulic clutch with WD40? That’s bonkers.
I prefer used gear oil halved with vegetable matter. It makes it juicy smooth! You
really should have known. ❏
If you don’t mind displaying your ignorance for the world to see,
who are we to deny the opportunity? Send evidence of your
firstname.lastname@example.org or Mr. Know-It-All
Dirt Bike, P.O. Box 957, Valencia, CA 91380-9057